The Shocker Calendar is a page-per-day daily desk calendar. Each day has its own shocker rhyme. Some rhymes are really offensive, some are family-friendly (ha!), and they’re all funny! Some holidays have specific shockers, too.
The calendar is spiral bound with book covers so you don’t have to throw it away, but if want to, it’s 100% recyclable. It comes with a built in stand to allow for desk use, or tear the stand out and you’ve got a book. Bonus.
Shocker Calendar 2010 is printed in the United States.
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Pre-Order Info
Only $12.95 with FREE shipping!
Orders will be shipped December 8, 2009. If you chicken out or find religion, you may cancel your order at any time before 12/8 for a full refund.
Return Policy
We do not accept returns. However, we strive to provide the best customer service we can, so if there’s an issue, we’re here to help. If your calendar(s) is(are) damaged in transit, contact us with your order number and a picture of the damage and we’ll be happy to work with you!
Secure Ordering
Ordering and credit card processing is handled by PayPal, so feel completely safe and secure with your purchase. In fact, the entire payment process takes place on their secure servers! No PayPal account? No problem. You don’t need a PayPal account to order with us, they will process your credit or debit card with the same security.
Shipping
We use USPS First Class Mail to ship orders in the US, and USPS Priority International for international orders. No indication of the shocker or the contents of your package are visible on the outside of the package other than our shipping address. If you have any special instructions, let us know at checkout and we’ll do what we can!
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