Shocker Calendar 2010, the daily desk calendar with 365 hilarious shocker rhymes, is available for pre-order!  Every day of the year gets it’s own rhyme.  The calendar features classics such as “Two in the pink, one in the stink,” and “Two in the goo, one in the poo,” but raises the bar with “Two in the baby, One in the maybe,” and “Two in the f*cker, One in the pucker!”  There is no censorship, so if you’re offended by obscene content…  Well, you’re just a pussy.

Orders will be shipped December 8, 2009.  You may cancel your order any time before then for a full refund.  Ordering and credit card processing is handled by PayPal, so feel completely safe and secure with your purchase.

Buy now and get free shipping anywhere in the US!

Purchase and contact information at www.shockercalendar.com.